- There's a movie called "god is for real" but there is also a movie called "the great mouse detective." 12:10:44 AM April 19, 2014
- Just said to my wife... "I can't, I am doing research for a tweet." 11:48:35 PM April 18, 2014
- I just shit in a freshly cleaned toilet which is the closest I have come to doing graffiti in years. 06:34:32 PM April 18, 2014
- Prince is the only person who can look like Prince and not look gross. 05:00:24 PM April 18, 2014
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