- If ur rational is I got hit and I'm fine, maybe ur not. U weren't taught critical thinking, questioning tradition or researching decisions 11:17:24 PM September 16, 2014
- Whoever spun "flesh eating foot fungus" to "Athletes Foot" should win an award. 03:59:08 PM September 16, 2014
- When shopping, my job is to stand in the least busy corner of the store and hold stuff. I play the the role of a shelf. 04:11:38 PM September 13, 2014
- I must be crushing it at the gym cause my doctor just told me I have severe athletes foot. 02:54:43 PM September 13, 2014
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